Lucifer has a lot of testicles
u_u
(Source: epic4chan, via iambic-ink)
The Red Mage Conspiracy
Good evening!
I'm an English English student with an interest in all kinds of fun things, and a will to find even more.
May272012
9PM
- Roy: Hey buddy, no need to get snippy here.
- Vaarsuvius: "Snippy"? I am not some acne-covered teenager applying for a job flipping burgers! I am capable of manipulating matter and energy on a subatomic level by speaking. A mere flick of my finger is sufficient to alter the gravitational pull of the planet. I shelve physics texts under "Fiction" in my personal library. I consider the laws of Thermodynamics loose guidelines, at best. In short, I am grasping the reins of the universe's carriage, and every morning I wake up, look to the heavens, and shout, "Giddy up, boy!" You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the common courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence! I, sir, am a wizard and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware!
- Roy: All done?
- Vaarsuvius: ...Yes.
- Roy: You're hired.
7PM
Good News, Everybody.
Nathan Fillion just dropped this little tidbit of gossip via twitter.
I think we all know what this means. Production of the sequel to Doctor Horrible’s Sing Along Blog is upon us.
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7AM
(Source: thedarkchestofwonders, via iambic-ink)
1AM
“Americans: to explain #eurovision. Imagine the Super Bowl half time act, over 3 hours, consisting of everything Rick Santorum wants to ban.”
Eurovision Twitter feed (via clenchinglegolas)
(via theillustriousmissjo)
1AM
also friendly reminder that this is an actual group that has won
this is the only song I ever remember from Eurovision
YES YES YES this song was the winner in the first Eurovision I saw, and is still the best entry EVER.
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