Good evening! I'm an English English graduate with an interest in all kinds of fun things, and a will to find even more. I reblog whatever I feel like at that moment, including but by no means limited to: Dr Who, Song of Ice and Fire, Homestuck, Pokemon, Avatar TLA/TLK, Zelda, Final Fantasy, Dept Heaven, Whedonverse. Usually not things that specifically ask me to reblog them, though. *****************************************************

THIEF OF VOID
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SLYTHERIN
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Sei: [...] I know what you mean. Like... people are gross. Bodies are weird. They smell and sweat and have weird forms and ugh.

Me: Maybe. But I also don't see the appeal of naked bodies, any naked body, that is. And you are right. Weird and sweaty and ew. Cake is so much superior. Cake also does not attempt to break up or fight with you. Cake will always love you. Cake is the best.

Sei: And cake does not tell you to stop eat it because you get fat.

Me: Cake loves you, no matter your sexual orientation, gender or race. It's just like. "You baked me, human, I love you now. You can eat me. I'm there for you. I'll tell nobody you secretly cried when you ate me."

Cake deserves a national respect day or something like that.

somegirlyelling:

THE CAKE DEITY LOVED ALL ITS MORTAL CREATIONS, KNOWING THEM TO BE STRONG, LOVELY, AND FULL OF BOUNDLESS POTENTIAL.ENCOURAGING THE CHILDREN OF THIS NEW AND WONDERFUL EARTH TO GO FORTH AND PURSUE THEIR PASSIONS, THE ETERNAL PASTRY WAS HAILED AS THE WISEST AND MOST BENEVOLENT OF BEINGS.Though they knew that their creations were fallible and flawed, the cake god loved them anyway, and believed every one to be beautiful.

somegirlyelling:

THE CAKE DEITY LOVED ALL ITS MORTAL CREATIONS, KNOWING THEM TO BE STRONG, LOVELY, AND FULL OF BOUNDLESS POTENTIAL.

ENCOURAGING THE CHILDREN OF THIS NEW AND WONDERFUL EARTH TO GO FORTH AND PURSUE THEIR PASSIONS, THE ETERNAL PASTRY WAS HAILED AS THE WISEST AND MOST BENEVOLENT OF BEINGS.

Though they knew that their creations were fallible and flawed, the cake god loved them anyway, and believed every one to be beautiful.

mercy-angel-09:

superherokindagirl:

sherlockhastheintersect:

gentlefellow:

0oi:

It was a cake.

I LITERALLY FUCKIN SPIT MY WATER ON THE SCREEN WHEN I READ THAT

Ha, that’s not cake. It…it can’t be cake…right?

HOLY FUCK ON A MAGICAL LOG
I AM MAKING THIS
JESUS FUCK

CAK

mercy-angel-09:

superherokindagirl:

sherlockhastheintersect:

gentlefellow:

0oi:

It was a cake.

I LITERALLY FUCKIN SPIT MY WATER ON THE SCREEN WHEN I READ THAT

Ha, that’s not cake. It…it can’t be cake…right?

HOLY FUCK ON A MAGICAL LOG

I AM MAKING THIS

JESUS FUCK

CAK

(Source: robotindisguise)

arliss:

fyrdrakken:

filiabelialis:

everythinglordoftherings:

This better be my cake

This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends. 
…But they would be all of them decieved, for another cupcake would be made. 
In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections. 

Reblogging again for commentary.

The comments!

arliss:

fyrdrakken:

filiabelialis:

everythinglordoftherings:

This better be my cake

This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends. 

But they would be all of them decieved, for another cupcake would be made. 

In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections. 

Reblogging again for commentary.

The comments!