Red Mage Conspiracy

little-fleur:

anatsuno:

hellotailor:

MY NEW CRACKPOT THEORY: Canton Everett Delaware III’s son is Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD. Canton’s the bio-dad; his partner’s name is Coulson. So Phil ended up with one dad’s hairline (and dress sense…) and the other dad’s surname. The reason why Agent Phil Coulson is so good at dealing with weird shit is that he fucking grew up with it. Because don’t tell me that Canton wasn’t recruited by SHIELD as soon as he got fired from the FBI. He helped a bunch of time-travelers deal with an alien invasion, stood up to the President of the United States, and did it all without batting an eyelid. CLEARLY PHIL COULSON’S PERPETUAL, FAINTLY-SMILING CALM IS A GENETIC TRAIT.

I VOTE YES WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE.

THIS IS CLEARLY THE TRUTH.

(Source: space-bees)

blackling:

alllllll-of-the-spectacular:

under-base:

…The DOG’s NAME IS ‘LOKI’

The fucking license plate on the car

OMG

(Source: pearlescentskyblue, via fpunzi)

adventuretimefan:

Avenger Time! with Cap, Thor, Hulk & Iron Man

(via pleatedjeans)

gyzym:

snowdarkred:

samsamtastic:

always

he would run into so many buildings

“Sir, are you entirely certain we shouldn’t just reblog—” 

“JARVIS, JUST DO IT” 

“I simply think it might be seen as…I believe the popular vernacular is ‘a dick move’… to repost a graphic without—”

“Jarvis, I’m fighting crime here, can you spare me the lecture on website etiquette?” 

“I apologize, Mr. Stark, but I have suggested in the past that you not tumble while piloting. If you would simply allow me to—” 

“JARVIS, I SWEAR TO GOD”

(Source: ta-ble, via universal-invariant)

(Source: doodlingbreaktime, via what-ho-chaps-deactivated201208)

hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

(Source: quellary, via what-ho-chaps-deactivated201208)